Dear Abby

Video Hosting - Upload Video - Photo Sharing The following post is to prove to some old readers, and my new friend Rev. Smokin Steve, that even extreme “right wingers” have a sense of humor. This of course is fictitious (I hope)… it was e-mailed to me, and I must admit, even I laughed. Enjoy… Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters who are prostitutes in Jersey City. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of neglecting his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in the Bronx and, indeed, is still a part-time "working girl" in a brothel. Her time there is limited, however, as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off the street, and, hopefully, the heroin. My problem is this: I love my fiancé and look forward to bringing her into the family, and of course, I want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who voted for Bush? Signed, Worried About My Reputation