Congress Passes Non-Binding Resolution - New BINDING Resolution Launched Here

Well, the Democrats did it…along with 12 Republicans. The “non-binding resolution”, (whatever kind of horse shit that phrase alone means) to NOT try and win the war in Iraq was passed, and the Congress pretty much told President George Bush to kiss their butts. Henry Waxman (D-Ca), stated that the situation in Iraq is now a defeat, and that we cannot create a stable unified liberal democracy in Iraq that is pro-American. He says that we have a disabled Middle East that threatens to be engulfed by the nightmare that we have unleashed. Nancy Pelosi (D-Ca) added to this hogwash that while the “bipartisan” resolution may be nonbinding, Congress is committed and supporting our troops. (Huh? Troop Support?) She says she is signaling change to end the fighting and bring the troops home soon. Photo Sharing - Upload Video - Video Sharing - Share Photos I have a better theory for these moonbats. Let’s pass a DAMN BINDING RESOLUTION and send in the USRSF. That would be the United States Redneck Special Forces USRSF. Our resolution will be simple, and guaranteed to end the problems in Iraq in short order. The new troops from Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas will be told the following things. 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken 4. They don’t like beer, whiskey, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt. See ya Osama…. Sucks to be you!