Thursday Thirteen #3

Thirteen (LAME) Things that cracked Malinda up! Some days it's OK to be stupid. I will give you 13 really silly phrases today, and as lame as you might find them...you will smile at least once, and that's the real gift today...a smile :) 1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? -- Unique Up On It! 2. How do you catch a tame rabbit? -- Tame Way, Unique Up On It! 3. How do crazy people go through the forest? -- They take the Psycho Path! 4. How do you get Holy Water? -- You boil the Hell out of it! 5. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? -- Polaroids 6. What do you call cheese that is not yours? -- Nacho Cheese! 7. What do you call Santa's Helpers -- Subordinate Clauses! 8. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? -- Quattro Sinko! 9. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? -- Frostbite! 10. Why don't blind people like to sky dive? -- It scares the dog! 11. What do you get from a pampered cow? -- Spoiled Milk! 12. Why did pilgrims' pants always fall down? -- They wore their belt buckle on their hat! 13. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? -- A bad golfer goes, "Whack, Dang!" -- A bad skydiver goes, "Dang!, Whack". OK... I'm done with the corny one liners... Go have a silly day. If you didn't smile at least once...lighten the hell up :) Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) Get the Thursday Thirteen code here! The purpose of the meme is to get to know everyone who participates a little bit better every Thursday. Visiting fellow Thirteeners is encouraged! If you participate, leave the link to your Thirteen in others comments. It’s easy, and fun! Be sure to update your Thirteen with links that are left for you, as well! I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things. Trackbacks, pings, comment links accepted! View More Thursday Thirteen Participants