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Friday, November 7

Breaking Business News - INVEST NOW!

With all the turmoil in the market today; with all the failures, acquisitions, bail outs, and lay offs... I thought you could use some good investment tips :) Look for these mergers soon to come and invest now so you can get in on the ground floor of the new economy.

  1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace, Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace
  2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner, Cracker
  3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood
  4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa
  5. Fed-Ex is expected to join its rival and competitor UPS and become: Fed-UP
  6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild
  7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants
  8. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW
  9. Last but not least...Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name of: Titty Titty Bang Bang
Invest now and invest wisely :)