Today's News & Reviews

RATS TAKE OVER KFC / TACO BELL: EEWWW!!! Huge rats take over a KFC / Taco Bell franchise in NYC. This isn’t the first time this owner has had issues with ICKY. The owner must learn to “Think Outside the Rodent”… WILLIAM & MARY HOST SEX WORKER SHOW: Here’s our educational system at a “high point” huh? The College of William & Mary hosts a sex show on campus. 200 pound woman called Dirty Martini does a striptease in a G-string and pasties, and the “lovely and talented” Cono Snatch performed an anti-war skit with a gun shaped dildo. “This is the same college that recently forced the removal of a traditional cross from a podium pulpit in the school’s chapel, so as to not offend anyone…and supposedly make the chapel more appealing for students of all faiths…” Can’t have a cross…but a slut toting a gun-shaped dildo on stage is fine… hmnnn… 70 YEAR OLD USA TOURIST KILLS MUGGER WITH BARE HANDS: WAY TO GO POPS!!! The best news…no charges will be filed, it was determined sure self defense. ISRAEL’S DEFENSE MINISTER IS A DUFUS ON CAMERA: And we thought only poor George Bush got all goofy on TV sometimes. Israel’s minister of defense Amir Peretz is photographed watching war maneuvers with binoculars that still have the lens caps on them. Hehehehe… PRINCIPAL BUYS CRACK AT SCHOOL: “Principal Anthony Giancola…please report to the principal’s office at once for detention”… WOW, the principal of Van Buren Middle School in Tampa, FL makes a $20 crack buy from an undercover officer while at school. This after he cancelled his 7:30pm $200 order for a 3:45pm $20 order. Boy, our kids are sure in “good hands” aren’t they?