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Sunday, January 15

Clinton & The Titanic

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton”.  One smart ass student turned in the following book report (highlighted points), with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!  His very cool professor gave in an A+ for this report:

Titanic:  $29.99
Clinton:  $29.99

Titanic:  Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:  Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:  The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and the subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:  The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and the subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:  Jack is a starving artist
Clinton:  Bill is a bull-shit artist

Titanic:  During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton:  Ditto for Monica

Titanic:  In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:  Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:  Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:  Let’s not go there…

Titanic:  Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton:  Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:  Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:  Clinton doesn’t remember Jack

Titanic:  Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:  Monica…oohh, let’s not go there either.

Titanic:  Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:  Bill goes home to Hillary…basically the same thing.