Clinton & The Titanic

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” & “My Life” by Bill Clinton”.  One smart ass student turned in the following book report (highlighted points), with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!  His very cool professor gave in an A+ for this report: Titanic:  $29.99 Clinton:  $29.99 Titanic:  Over 3 hours to read Clinton:  Over 3 hours to read Titanic:  The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and the subsequent catastrophe. Clinton:  The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and the subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:  Jack is a starving artist Clinton:  Bill is a bull-shit artist Titanic:  During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined. Clinton:  Ditto for Monica Titanic:  In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton:  Ditto for Bill. Titanic:  Jack teaches Rose to spit. Clinton:  Let’s not go there… Titanic:  Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton:  Monica’s forced to return her gifts. Titanic:  Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton:  Clinton doesn’t remember Jack Titanic:  Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton:  Monica…oohh, let’s not go there either. Titanic:  Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton:  Bill goes home to Hillary…basically the same thing.